Do you frame every scribble that comes home from school? Fashion Dora the Explorer out of whole grain bread for your child’s lunch? Sob at the end of summer break because it means time away from your child?
Then Jill Smokler’s debut book of essays Confessions of a Scary Mommy is NOT for you. Everyone else? I’ve found you the ONLY parenting book that doesn’t sugarcoat pregnancy, caring for infants, toddlers, and everything else about having children.
Jill’s essays are laugh-out-loud funny. And I don’t mean the cutesy version of motherhood funny like “oh, it’s hysterical that you pee a lot when you’re pregnant.” Jill avoids that surface nonsense you see in other so-called “honest” takes on the motherhood experience. It’s What’s to Expect When You’re Expecting on Xanax chased with a bottle of Chardonnay. Except maybe that would make you pass out, but you get what I’m saying.
Jill’s essays are real, brave, and they give us permission to stop taking our parenting “selves” so damn seriously. If you read Jill’s wildly popular blog, then you know she’s masterful at finding the humor in the insane expectations of parents today. The book is the same Jill, only better because we get more of her.
Jill’s take on everything from birthday parties to family “vacations” is a refreshing break from the Martha Stewart-
fication of motherhood and “keeping house.” For all you Pinterest users, just check out the names of her boards for a taste of Jill’s ability to cut through the bull. Speaking of Pinterest, her post “Pin This” about erasing her account is one of my favorites on her site. (She eventually caved, but if you’re overwhelmed by the perfection on Pinterest you will LOVE the post.)
And because I owe Jill BIG TIME for giving me my first big shot at the blogging experience (back when my blog had a different name, and I was still a mom of “only” three) and even a second shot with her insanely large audience, I’m pre-ordering copies for TWO of my readers. I also just love the book that much and I want everyone to read it!
Disclosure: I received a free (and autographed–yup!) copy of Jill’s book. But I wouldn’t review it if I didn’t love it. I would just pretend that it got lost in the mail or destroyed by my kids.
Nina (@NinaBadzin)
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Welcome! I am a freelance writer living in Minneapolis with my husband and four children. My essays on parenting, social media etiquette, improving my habits, Jewish life and more appear in the Huffington Post, Kveller.com, The Jewish Daily Forward and elsewhere. I'm glad you found your way here!










I definitely want to read this and love your description Nina “What to expect when you’re expecting” chased with Xanax and Chardonnay! So clever and would love to win the book but just happy to know about it too! Thanks for sharing.
Oh, how I need this book! And I’m tweeting this right now. Great contest!
Hi Nina. Sounds like a great book, and I’d love to win it. So glad Renee introduced us.
Nina, I love a giveaway as much as the next girl, but I’m on my way to preorder right now!! This sounds exactly like my kind of book!! FYI – I’m new over here – friend of Renee!! Just subscribed so I don’t miss a word!! Thanks!!
On behalf of Jill, I know she appreciates any pre-orders. The book publishing world is a crazy business model (as you well know–already have been on your blog) and the pre-ordering MATTERS so much for numbers, ranking etc. Love the cover of your book–the color version like your daughter suggested.
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I’m the last person on earth who would cry at the end of summer break.
Put my name in the hat please!
Love how she puts it! Nina this is a book I would read, all the things I think but don’t say! Pick me! I am posting this to fb too!
Can’t wait to read this book
Please enter me and I’ll post to Facebook
Nina, I’m Jorie and Robby’s cousin and friends with Tobi
Love reading ur blogs and love ur book recommendations
Great job
Thanks
Aly! Of course I know you. (By name at least!)
So glad to hear you like the blog. I really appreciate it. You’re officially entered in the giveaway.
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